July 2009
2 posts
#bobchannel
You are sitting in #bobchannel, the coolest channel on FurNet. No conversation is going on.
>_
* Darius-Kei (~midnight@fur-7BD7D2AF.bflony.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
let's get it started then
* Ez humps Garr
* GregorSamsa (~GregorSam@fur-CEE280AF.sub-97-203-203.myvzw.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
I don't understand 'let's get it started then'.
>_
* GregorSamsa (~GregorSam@fur-CEE280AF.sub-97-203-203.myvzw.com) has joined #bobchannel
your left eye is missing
I don't understand ' your left eye is missing'.
I demand you remedy the situation
Command?
>_
I
You are currently carrying: Nothing.
>_
look around
This is #bobchannel, the coolest channel on FurNet. Oddly enough, Bob isn't present. You wonder where he's gone off to.
>_
* BlancheSPR (~blanchesp@bas3-montreal02-1096681737.dsl.bell.ca) Quit (Quit: )
>examine walls
The walls are white. You can't tell if they were painted that way or if the nature of FurNet caused them to be.. ..You'd rather not finish that thought.
>_
* GregorSamsa (~GregorSam@fur-CEE280AF.sub-97-203-203.myvzw.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
* GregorSamsa (~GregorSam@86.sub-97-203-203.myvzw.com) has joined #bobchannel
>say ohgodwhatthefuck
Ohgodwhatthefuck
>_
go north
>punch bluemage
You punch BlueMage in the face. He blocks it readily and responds with a rocket punch that you swat off to the side. As always.
You go north. Ow! There's a wall there!
>_
go south
>go east
haha
You go east. Ow! There's a wall there!
go west
You go south. Ow! There's a wall there!
You go west. Ow! There's a wall there!
>_
ppppft
gnaw through wall with rat teeth
go northwest
You don't possess rat teeth. You're a dragon, remember?
You go northwest. Ow! There's a wall there!
climb ladder
>breathe fire
gnaw through wall with dragon teeth
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/BLEASCHMNN/
You breathe fire! It's green and searing hot, but it doesn't accomplish anything. Way to show off, asshole.
>_
BITCH WHERE'S MY LADDER CLIMBIN?
i got this guys
>cast Magic MISSILE
hahah
at the dark
You try to cast the spell Magic MISSILE!... ...They never taught you that one back at the Academy, now that you think about it. There's no darkness to cast it at anyway, so you decide against it.
>_
climb ladder
There is no ladder.
>_
fiine
>bend spoon
>examine room
There is no spoon.
YESSSS
This is #bobchannel, the coolest channel on FurNet. Oddly enough, Bob isn't present. You wonder where he's gone off to. There is a ladder in one corner. The walls are white.
>_
>go to ladder
There is no ladder.
This is #bobchannel, the coolest channel on FurNet. Oddly enough, Bob isn't present. You wonder where he's gone off to. There is a ladder in one corner. The walls are white.
There is no ladder. There never was a ladder. You're sure of this.
>_
damn
"Damn them! Damn them all to hell!" You shout at the heavens.
>_
* Darius-Kei (~midnight@pool-72-75-199-80.bflony.east.verizon.net) has joined #bobchannel
>suck cock
That would be against channel rules.
>_
Lols.
hahah
okay then
climb hidden ladder
>punch darius
* GregorSamsa (~GregorSam@86.sub-97-203-203.myvzw.com) Quit (Connection reset by peer)
You could punch him, but he's too easy.
Ow.
>_
>examine floor
* Shiningtail (~midnight@fur-F7C9B08C.bflony.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
The floor is covered in a very soft carpet, kept clean by a badger-shaped Roomba that shows up from time to time. You consider punting it next time. There is a ladder bolted to the floor in one corner.
>_
examine ladder
What ladder? There is no ladder. You are absolutely sure there never was a ladder.
use goggles
You don't have that.
>_
>achieve enlightenment
You're FAR too self-conscious for that.
>_
inventory
You are carrying: Nothing.
>pick up roomba
You currently have equipped: Rectangular spectacles. Jacket. Blue beads. Cargo pants. Boots.
The roomba isn't here right now!
>_
use nothing on BlueMage
* Shiningtail (~midnight@pool-71-126-2-137.bflony.east.verizon.net) has joined #bobchannel
>wait
>eat carpet
You hit BlueMage over the head with the Nothing. By imagining it. Yes.
You sit around and pick your nose for a few seconds.
>ride invisible bike
examine finger
You try to eat the carpet, but you're not much of a carpet muncher, and stop.
>_
>wait until roomba shows up
You're not gonna wait that long!
* Patashu (~Patashu@c122-106-162-185.carlnfd1.nsw.optusnet.com.au) has joined #bobchannel
You look at your finger. It is covered in jade green scales with a white claw. You like your finger.
>be awesome
Hey patashu
>call roomba
You're always doing that.
You call for the roomba! Nothing happens.
>_
>use blue beads
* Darius-Kei (~midnight@pool-72-75-199-80.bflony.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
examine bolts on floor
You idly roll one of the beads between your fingers, looking bored.
>_
yo
>throw beads on floor to attract roomba
>call for friends
You would have to unequip that to do that!
>unequip beads
You call For Friends! Nothing happens.
You don't wanna do that! Then you wouldn't look nearly as awesome.
ha, you have no friends
>_
ah fuck
>_ Buy roomba from woot.com
>punch jouva
You go to buy a Roomba from woot.com
Sadly, they aren't selling any right now!
You go to punch Jouva, but Darius jumps in the way and tries to hump your leg. You shake him off with promises of 'later'.
>_
>take off pants
...
;-;
But I want nooooooow.
You take off your pants, revealing your embarassing chocobo-print boxers.
>_
>throw pants at jouva
You like these pants!
>_
damnit, this game won't let you do anything
>use pants on wall
You rub your pants against the wall.
....Ewwww.
>_
>lick wall
* Shiningtail snickers.
There is no way in hell you're going to do that! Just the thought makes you shiver.
>_
>shit
>breathe on wall_
You step into the channel bathroom and do your business.
You breathe on the wall. Nothing happens.
>_
>breathe fire on wall_
* Saul|Foodies is now known as SaulTaur
>examine bathroom
You breathe fire on the wall! A section burns away, revealing a ladder.
What bathroom?
>_
>get ladder_
You take the ladder.
>_
>eat ladder
>use ladder on wall
You could eat the ladder, but it could be important!
You hit the wall with the ladder. That's fun.
>_
>climb ladder_
>look for openings
You can't climb the ladder while you're holding it!
There are no 'for openings' here.
>_
set ladder on wall
>examine ceiling
There are no bolts on the wall!
>set ladder on bolts_
The cieling is very plain. Except for the extravagant chandelier hanging from the center. Ironic.
You set the ladder into the floor.
>_
>use ladder on chandelier
You don't have that!
>_
>pick up ladder
>climb ladder
>use ladder on chandelier
You pick up the ladder.
You can't climb the ladder while you're holding it!
* Shiningtail (~midnight@pool-71-126-2-137.bflony.east.verizon.net) Quit (Ping timeout)
You climb up to the chandelier, or try. You fall off the unsecured ladder. [1 DAM]
>_
>examine myself
>set ladder on bolts_
>climb ladder_
You are a ten foot tall jade dragon! You're feeling fine. Your scales are finely polished. You look healthy. You're a little overweight. You have some muscle mass. You are currently wearing: A jacket, blue beads, rectangular spectacles, chocobo-print boxers, silver tail-ring.
You set the ladder into the floor.
>I
You try to climb down the ladder, but the floor is blocked!
You are carrying: Cargo pants.
>use pants on ladder
You currently have equipped: Rectangular spectacles, chocobo-print boxers, silver tail-ring, blue beads.
You hang your pants on the ladder. This is stupid.
You get your pants back.
>_
use door
You open the trapdoor.
>put on pants
You put your pants on. They're snug around the middle, might want to get a new belt.
set ladder into trap door
You don't have that!
get ladder
You get the ladder.
set ladder into trap door
You set the ladder into the floor.
>_
climb ladder
You climb down the ladder...
>look around
You are in #lobby. This place makes you feel dirty and disgusted. It's the Lobby of FurNet. You see exits to the North, East, West, South, and Up.
bahahaha lobby
You see a list on the wall.
>_
north
enter #malefurs
>examine list
>help
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Electro+Gypsy/
This is the channel list. You don't even wanna know what half these channels are for.
But then you see the topics and wish you hadn't.
>_
BlackDrgn says something ignorant and terrible. You facepalm.
>_
>go Bobchannel
>punch blakdrgn
ha!!!
You head back into #bobchannel, feeling much relieved to be out of that terrible place.
You don't see blakdrgn here!
>_
>Pet Aribadger
:3
>punch Aribadger
>kick Aribadger's ass
You take a swing at Aribadger! Chiptune music starts playing. STRIFE!
* Aribadger goes all Honeybadger on his attackers >: EE
You: [|||||||||||||-] Ari: [||||]
>_
>take off pants
>use pants on Aribadger
You take off your pants, showing Ari your boxers! He giggles, and thinks they're cute. [1 DAM]
You: [||||||||||||--] Ari: [||||]
>_
Nyoro~n :3c
>breathe fire at Aribadger
You breathe fire at Ari! That's gotta hurt. [4 DAM]
You: [||||||||||||--] Ari: [----]
>examine corpse
You win the STRIFE! You feel somehow unfufilled.
There is no corpse here.
* Aribadger is now known as Ari|Dead
>get ashes
haha
* Ari|Dead is now known as Ari|Zombie
There are no ashes here.
examine Aribadger
He looks dizzy. He is covered in soot.
>_
>take off boxers
put on pants
* Ari|Zombie is now known as Aribadger
That would go against channel rules!
>throw boxers at Aribadger
You put your pants back on.
damnit
>_
(so is this more like nethack or zork?)
>breathe fire at Jouva
#Bobchannel, the softcore MUD
You breathe fire at Jouva! Darius stops you by jumping in the way.
haha
>hump Darius
Darius starts humping your leg! You shoo him away with promises of 'later'.
That would go against channel rules!
>_
Hey now no attacking me :(
>breathe fire at Darius
You breathe green flames at Darius! He's a dragon, you doofus, so it just makes him mew at you. This enrages you. DRAGONS DON'T MEW.
You gain 1 VIM.
>_
>stats
>CANDY CORN VAMPIRE
map
VERACITY: 11 MAGICKA: 10 VITRIOL: 10 VIM: 10 CHARISMATISM: 10 DEXTROUSITY: 10
You see no map here.
>_
>check awesomeness leveles
*levels
Your awesomeness levels are...
Off the charts. B) YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
Arcoon punches you in the side of the head. You stop being lame.
>_
>stick tongue out at Arcoon|Away
You stick your tongue out at Arcoon! He can't reply, he's Away. This amuses you to no end.
>_
>poke Arcoon
All this sitting around has you feeling restless. [+1 DAM]
You poke Arcoon. Poke. Poke.
>_
>negate damage to Boundless.
You can't do that, your friendship with Dannik could be compromised!
>_
>check objectives
Objectives? Please, you barely have motives.
>_
(BRB quick)
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Australia/
* Arcoon|Away is now known as Arcoon
Issa coon :0
Indeed.
...
UN-Pause
.
>_
>climb ladder to #lobby
>go north
>take off pants
>scream at people
You reluctantly head into #lobby.
>throw stuff
You head north.
You don't wanna do that in public!
You don't wanna make an ass of yourself!
You have nothing to throw.
>_
>look around
You are currently in #foxie. You wonder what the fuck you're doing here.
>_
>punch someone
are there
foxes
in foxie
* lellow_afk is now known as lellow
You take a swing at someone! Instantly you find yourself in #lobby. The door to the North disappears.
>_
garr you need one more >
>go south
You head south.
>_
>look around
>_>
>_<
>drink
You are currently in #furaffinity. There are peope of all kinda here, but most of them are terrible.
You have nothing to drink!
>_
>_ as in "waiting for command"
bitch at dragoneer
>drink beer
Dragoneer isn't here, and besides, you like him! You're the last person that'd bitch at him.
There is no beer here.
>_
>ask enoki for beer
oh sorry I forgot
Enoki isn't here!
>_
yes she is
No she isn't stop arguing with the parser. Are you insane?
>_
>yes I am
Good for you.
>_
>ask someone for a beer
You ask around for a beer. Instead ScottGD goes on about his computer problems. This annoys you.
>_
>call Scorch a faggot
You call ScorchGD a faggot! This arouses Pinkuh's anger. Uh oh.
STRIFE!
>>SCREEN FADEOUT
>kick pinkjuh in the cunt
>breathe fire at Pinkuh
pinkjuihu
chsidj
You [||||||||||||||-] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
>play Those Who Fight Further
You kick Pinkuh in the cunt! She winces. [1 DAM]
YEAH
haha
circlestrafe
>tell pinkuh she is an overly terrible person
Pinkuh wields DBZ Porn! You shield your eyes. [4 DAM]
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
you forgot to take off one
wtf
yeah
i kicked her in the cunt
her cunt is full of sand
(Shut up)
that's like natural armor
>tell pinkuh she is an overly terrible person
>make fun of Pinkuh's weight
You call out Pinkuh's every flaw, using your VITRIOL! She laughs it off, and uses her power as Op to /kick you!
>tell her to stop drawing forever please
You [|||||||--------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||]
[3 DAM]
You ask Pinkuh to stop drawing! She laughs in your face.
You [|||||||--------] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||-]
no guys don't fight pinkuh you'll die! you gotta wait!
>tell pinkuh that would be in everyone's best interest that she stop drawing characters with downs
you're too weak
She's actually gaining health this entire time because it's making her internal egopenis swell with pride.
You make fun of Pinkuh's drawings! Her facade holds, but inside her brittle heart is breaking. [4 DAM]
You [|||||||--------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----]
:}
lol
>make fun of Master Chief
>tell pinkuh that she will never work at bungie
(get a real job that is)
She loves loves loves fighting with people, and even more so being able to shut them up with her b& powers.
You make terrible jokes about Master Chief being MegaMan's drunken lovechield with Samus! Pinkuh actually laughs! [+3 DAM]
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----]
>_
>tell pinkuh that she will never work at bungie
You tell Pinkuh she will never work at Bungie! Pinkuh reminds you that you're living on a friend's couch. [5 DAM]
NO I'M NOT
You [|||||----------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----]
:<
>organize massive furry uprising against Pinkuh of all the people she's pissed off, and their friends
>organize a lynching
haha
fuck
same thing
great minds think alike
You visualize doing this, but you would never be able to in reality. Your dreams give you strength! [+5 DAM]
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----]
>_
>Troll Pinkuh subtly
>get someone more popular than you do to this
>become internet famous and make a journal organzing a lynching
haha fuck
sapphire
seriously
You subtly troll Pinkuh. She's not smart enough to even notice you're doing anything.
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||---]
>absorb magnumb's brain
>already done
You notice that Pinkuh is recovering DAM!
FUCK SHE'S HEALING
>_
>use valid intelligent arguments on Pinkuh
* Aribadger is now known as Aribadger|TF2
You use your INTELLIECTUALITUDE to argue with Pinkuh! She counters with "lol ur dumb".
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--]
>_
>Use proxies and alts to troll Pinkuh into a perpetual rage
>:3
>cast Knights of the Round
You hate Final Fantasy 7.
>_
>hack pinkuh's FA account and create incriminating blackmail
>cast a much cooler spell then
You cast the coolest spell you know!.. ..Only it doesn't do much, it just looks cool.
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||-]
>hack pinkuh's FA account and create incriminating blackmail
>post http://trg.fireball20xl.com/random/100_fan_slap_by_p3ncilpusher.jpg and tell her she will never ever get a chance to do this, ever.
>DDOS Furnet
You're not that good.
>Invite the decent members to Bobchannel
You show off the artwork to Pinkuh, and remind her that she'll never amount to that! She remarks that neither will you.
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||-]
>avow that you will, and produce artwork to the contrary. FIGHT. LIVE. WIN.
>a strange game. the only winning move is not to play.
i beg to differ
You're not that corny.
You don't have nukes!
>_
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||-]
>use pants on Pinkuh
>breathe fire at pinkuh
Remember that you can always use the HELP command!
You breathe green flames at Pinkuh! That's gotta hurt. [4 DAM]
You [||||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||-----]
>fart at pinkuh
BlakDrgn finds this hilarious! You are disturbed. [1 DAM]
You [|||||||||------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||----]
>steal pinkuh's ham sandwich
The best course of action is to remove the Halo franchise from existence
You're no thief!
>_
>help
>use pants on pinkuh
This will easily halve her life span
HELP FILE:
>be nice to Pinkuh and insist yourself as her friend until you one day out of nowhere you blow up at her and yell at her on IM, cutting her to the very core of her being
>assert that you are the mightiest swordsman in all Ivalice, GILGAMESH, and Slice Thrice.
In a STRIFE, you have the following commands >AGGRIEVE, >AGGRESS(Passive/Active), >ABJURE, and >ACTION.
* Arcoon facepalmsm
ACTIONs are your most powerful attack, but they may not work!
what about ASSERT
>post a tinyurl that links people to www.zombo.com
The first person to run out of DAM to take is knocked out cold, except for you.
You will die.
* Arcoon facepalms so hard it echoes
There are additional commands available aside from these. Perhaps you can use them.
>_
man garr stop doing that I will e-punch you I swear
>defends, anticipating Arcoons special attack "Critical Facepalm" on the third turn
>fuck the whole thing and go have some ice cream
>makes a horrible meme reference, whilst Arcoon is near Pinkuh
:P
You're making lellow's internal highlight go crazy in his brain
You defend yourself! Pinkuh is standing there, recovering DAM.
You [|||||||||------] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||---]
>_
>make a horrible meme reference, whilst Arcoon is near Pinkuh
>use prayer
You reference a horrible meme, and end up shaming yourself. Pinkuh found it hilarious! [1 DAM]
You [||||||||-------] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||---]
>_
>use pants on pinkuh
>examine Pinkuh
>Use soap on pinkuh
>use Samuel L. Jackson on Pinkuh
You wave your pants at Pinkuh! Frightened by your surprisingly normal clothing, Pinkuh does nothing!
MOTHERFUCKA
You don't wanna examine Pinkuh. Ugh.
>_
man what the FUCK is going on
>punch ScorchGD
lellow: Just enjoy it man
You punch ScorchGD! This enrages Pinkuh! [10 DAM]
>become Samuel L. Jackson
I can't if I don't know what's going on
You [||||||||-------] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||-------------]
>_
>say Dragoneer is a better mod
seriously this is totally alien to my poor sense
senses
whatever
you never played a text adventure, lellow?
never
well then you suck
You tell Pinkuh that Dragoneer is a much better mod than her! Everyone else laughs derisively at this comment, but Pinkuh takes it to heart! [20 DAM]
I'd rather just read a book or play a more interesting video game
[5 DAM]
20 DAM 5 DAM?
You [|||------------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
>_
>watch Pinkuh suffer to heal yourself
You cackle at Pinkuh's suffering! This makes you feel alive again. [+5 DAM]
You [||||||||-------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
>_
>Dsfargeg
* lellow (~Orange@fur-6AC674AD.dc.dc.cox.net) has left #bobchannel (you guys are silly lol)
* Ticky|zzz is now known as Ticky
You defend yourself! Pinkuh can't stop crying behind her keyboard!
>xyzzy
You [||||||||-------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
You think that'd work, but it doesn't. You drove lellow out of the channel temporarily! [7 DAM]
You [|--------------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
Ow :(
>_
>L-R-L-R-U-D-U-D B-A-START.
>look at porno to regain health
(start wasn't part of the code!)
>troll Pinkuh on FA using a fake account to heal yourself
You enter the Konami Code! Nothing happens.
>Summon Wray
>>_
Wray isn't here!
(Wait that wasn't the konami code!)
You [|--------------] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
>_
(Why do you think it didn't work?)
>Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A
>summon Boundless Barrage
You enter the Real Konami Code! All your DAM is restored! All your MAGICKA is restored!
You [||||||||||||||] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
damn it
>_
You suddenly remember that you don't really use up stats to cast spells. Your MAGICKALITY is unchanged.
>use awesomeness on Pinkuh
>piss Pinkuh off by saying "nigger"
You flaunt your awesomeness! Pinkuh reminds you of when she suspended you.
You say "Nigger". This throws Pinkuh into a rage! Uh oh.
You [||||||||||||||] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
>_
>Summon Dragoneer_
>use Pinkuh's rage to your advantage
>Use knowledge of room to begin conversation that Pinkuh doesnt like
You try to summon Dragoneer, but you're not a Summoner!
You don't know how to use that.
Everyone is focused on the STRIFE! You can't duck out now!
>_
Pinkuh brandishes her banhammer angrily! She misspells your hostname. [5 DAM]
>ask Pinkuh about her recently deceased pet
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
>point out Pinkuh's dead webcomic
You bring up Pinkuh's recently deceased pet! She sniffles. [-5 VERACITY]
You bring up Pinkuh's recently deceased comic! She sniffles. [-5 VERACITY]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||--------------------------------]
>_
* Aribadger|TF2 is now known as Aribadger
>go to Pinkuh's ED page to gain knowledge
You already know everything from that ED page! You love ED.
>_
>link a photo of a gross fat person and ask Pinkuh if that's her on it
http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Pinkuh_newhair.jpg
You AGGRESS Pinkuh Actively, using IMAGE INSULT! [10 DAM]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||------------------------------------------]
AUGHUGHGUGH
Pinkuh brandishes her banhammer angrily! But you sidestep.
>_
>Invite friends to witness your smuggery in the channel
>Invite a LOT of them
You invite Kirune to watch you make an ass of yourself! [+5 VERACITY]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||------------------------------------------]
>_
>ask Pinkuh about her age
You ask Pinkuh how old she is! Pinkuh is enraged! [+5 VERACITY]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [|||||||||||||||||||||||||||||------------------------------------------]
>_
>ask Pinkuh why does she spend so much time on IRC
She asks the same of you!
>_
>tell her you get paid for it
You flaunt your ChaCha job in Pinkuh's face! Pinkuh doesn't believe it! [15 DAM]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||--------------------------------------------------------]
>_
ouch
* Darius-Kei (~midnight@fur-357138FE.bflony.east.verizon.net) has joined #bobchannel
>use plot device on Pinkuh
You don't have that item!
>_
punch Aros
* Darius-Kei still looks up and whines. XD
You don't even know who that is, and you have enough on your plate right now!
* Aribadger pets Darius : 3
>link Pinkuh to this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPiK_071rmg&feature=related
>link Pinkuh to an FA page that violates the TOS and AUP to distract her
(Unless they broke up that's her husband!)
You link Pinkuh to her husband being embarassing! She laughs at it.
>_
(NO!)
* Darius-Kei awwws up at Ari. "Please tell me this isn't scripted. XD"
(Aros is her husband)
God Garr you are such a bad parser
You link Pinkuh to BEES OH GOD BEES. YOU CLICKED ON THAT. [-1 VERACITY]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||--------------------------------------------------------]
>_
* Darius-Kei coils around Arcoon. "Remind me to bap him next time I see him in person."
* SaulTaur is now known as SaulMou
Ez do your post again
>commission unflattering artwork of Pinkuh's character
You don't wanna spend money on that bitch!
>_
>link Pinkuh to an FA page that violates the TOS and AUP to distract her
>request unflattering artwork from an artist friend who's doing requests
You link Pinkuh to a troll page you just set up! Pinkuh is distracted! [VITRIOL set to 0]
You [|||||||||-----] Pinkuh: [||||||||||||||--------------------------------------------------------]
>_
>ask pinkuh how the sand in her vagina is doing
You make a joke about Pinkuh's sandy vagina behind her back! Everyone laughs dirisively!
Pinkuh returns to the derisive laughter! She is crushed! [100 DAM]
You WON!
WOOHOO
yaaaaaaaay!
For your efforts, you are banned from #furaffinity.
Ez wins
You are in #lobby.
YAY
>_
hahahaha
climb ladder
You climb back into #bobchannel. You feel wholesome again. [ALL DAM RECOVERED]
>close trapdoor
You can't close it with the ladder there!
>go AFK to rest
>_
>end game
You can't rest with the door open! Idiots might wander in!
>_
take ladder
You get the ladder.
set ladder against wall
>_
>close trap door
>nap
What ladder? You're sure there never was a ladder.
You close the trap door.
>quit
You don't feel like a nap! Nope, you only sleep in the wee hours of the morning.
You quit to consider your text adventure joke. Maybe you should spring it now...
GAME OVER
You scored: 100/35072409574367 points.
ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
Your rating: Fucking Douchebag
* Darius-Kei swats Garr.
Ow.
May 2009
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